Like Olympic Swimmers? Check Out These Underwater Appendages

Are all the images of Olympic swimmers, divers, and water polo players grabbing at their junk on international television getting you all hot and bothered? Trust us, you are not alone. The Olympic games let everyone in on why it's so great to be a gay man, as surely everyone has noticed by now just how sexy these athletes are. Especially when they're poured into their obscenely tiny Speedos. 

For as much as we’re privy to thanks to the Olympics coverage (which we have to admit, is quite a lot!) we want more. What if the water polo players, divers, and swimmers were naked? Today we’re checking out guys who exposed their manhood underwater to help you fully realize your Olympic ambitions!

A flashback in The Boys in the Band shows young Bernard getting frisky with a boy in a pool. He’s played by Alpha Miknas, and he has an underwater peen-off with his crush Mark Thomas Young.

Before they became lovers on Euphoria, Henry Eikenberry and Elias Kacavas shared a homoerotic moment in a pool during a carefree chicken fight. But it’s the cock that got our attention. Eikenberry again shared his manhood just minutes after revealing it to the world in his iconic locker room scene.

The Greek movie He Loves Me stars real life boyfriends who go tip to tip in the ocean with their rock hard members. 

Who could forget the homoerotic swimming scene in Y tu mamá también? Before they consummate their friendship with a world-class makeout at the end of the movie, real-life besties Diego Luna and Gael García Bernal flaunt their teen packages in the pool.

Take that, Olympics!