Happy Birthday To The Nudest Actor Of All Time, Ewan McGregor!

Ewan McGregor turns fifty-three years old on March 31st, and we’re celebrating the only way we know how - by checking out the impressive… set of skills… that he has demonstrated on camera over the past three decades. It is no secret that this well-endowed Scottsman loves sharing his biggest talents with the world, but did you know that he is the actor with the most nude scenes (twenty-five of ‘em) of all time? Let’s check out not only Ewan McGregor’s most shocking nude moments, but also his surprising gay scenes.

When he was twenty five years old Ewan delivered his first nude scene which doubled as his first frontal scene. Check out this quick flash of cock in 1996’s Trainspotting.

1996 proved to be a big year for Ewan. His cock was practically the featured cast member of that year’s The Pillow Book.

By 1998 Ewan had cemented himself as one of the most in-demand indie actors in Hollywood. He was cast in Todd Haynes’ classic Velvet Goldmine, playing a hard-partying queer rocker. He has sex with Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and even flashes his butthole on stage. A man with nothing to hide. We love to see it.

In 2003’s Young Adam he aired out the goods in a gratuitous manner once again. 

Most recently, he delivered another memorable gay role with Ryan Murphy’s biodrama Halston. Playing the eponymous fashion designer, McGregor has tons of hot sex, including while doing poppers for the first time.

These are just a handful of Ewan’s on-screen sexy moments. No one makes fifty-three look as good as Ewan McGregor. Balloons, candles - it’s a birthday, we have to blow something.