Best Celebrity Cock In The Business?

The results of MrMan’s Cockapalooza 2022 are in, and Paul Dawson narrowly beat out Jesse LaVercombe to be crowned the best celebrity cock in Hollywood! On August 12th MrMan released 64 celebrity penis GIFs and had users vote for their fave. By round five the finalist were Dawson, LaVercombe, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Michael Fassbender.

Despite the popularity of Fassbender and Taylor-Johnson, the lesser-known Dawson and LaVercombe were the ones to move on to the final round. There, Dawson beat out LaVercombe with 57.4% of the vote. So how was Paul Dawson able to beat out every other celebrity penis in Hollywood?

Dawson has a thick and all-around gorgeous penis, but that's only half the story. In the explicit gay movie Shortbus, he not only masturbates on camera - he stretches himself into a position in which he's able to suck his own cock. Then he shockingly masturbates into his own mouth, and swallows his own semen. It just doesn't get any hotter than this!

LaVercombe is a wholesome, unassuming looking man who happens to be packing a whopper of a penis. It's so hot seeing a part of this man that seems totally off limits - his throbbing erection.

But that throbbing penis wasn't enough to beat out the one and only Paul Dawson. Let's all raise a penis to the Cockapalooza 2022 winner, Paul Dawson!

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