What Would You Do With Karl Simon In A Hotel Room?
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Loading...I think asking that question in the title is potentially going to lead to a lot of very interesting comments. I guess I can imagine what most of you would be thinking while contemplating hanging out with Karl Simon in a hotel room, but I wonder if anyone would be more implausible, such as enjoying a Star Trek marathon or building a fort with the mattresses and sheets? lol
In all honesty, as long as the dude is naked I can think of about 50 things I would be totally happy with doing, and they don't all involve insertion of one body part into another ;)
Saying this guy is handsome and sexy is like saying water is pizza is yummy and popular - it just doesn't cut it. But I am limited to the language available to me, and without extending into the realms of Chaucer and Shakespeare in describing this dude my limited words will have to do.
He's photographed by Wong Sim for this shoot, a name we have all seen on the blog several times and someone who always manages to deliver some gorgeous shots of some of the most stunning men.
The only criticism I have of this shoot is that the photos are far too cropped. You know others exist out there, in Mr. Sim's private archive no doubt. Oh how I wish they were available for public scrutiny!
So, you have been asked, what would you do with Karl Simon in a hotel room? You can be as honest, horny, bizarre, humorous or strange as you like ;)
The tat on his left bicep is clearly in Tengwar (Tolkien’s Elvish alphabet), but it doesn’t appear to make any sense…
The decision to get a tattoo, any tattoo makes no sense.
But, then again, when does exercising poor judgment EVER make sense?
Well I don’t entirely disagree with you, what I mean is that they appear to be mostly random characters. They don’t actually say anything in English or in Elvish.
That has to be the geekiest comment I think we’ve ever had on the blog, and as a fellow geek I feel you should be rewarded, A thousand internet points to you sir! 😉
Dam hot dude!
I would ask him,”If you could be an animal, what would it be?” Then, we would play like animals in heat.
That’s an interesting scenario. Although I would be concerned about an unusual response. I mean, how does one fuck like a Hippo? lol
I would definitely move that hand out of the way and make his visit to the city one he’d never forget 🙂
If I told you you would be jealous. First he would be my Jungle Gym, then I would ride him hard, then he would really get a work out. I think he would be rather tight though.
i want to see this model nude.
If I only the slightest constructive critism I like him to be a little leener body type muscular are not my type!
Extremely handsome face, very sexy body – and from that inch of cock, I can tell he’s got just the right size for me (I’ve never refused any that have been offered). Legs are nearly feminine, but are a sweet contrast to that muscled midsection. Deep, armpits and a mouth begging to be kissed.