Your Guide To The Celebs With The Biggest Dicks

People always want to know which actors are smuggling sausage, and where we can see 'em naked. All questions will be answered with this handy guide of the celebs with the biggest penises! We haven’t exactly had the chance to measure any of these guys ourselves - sad face emoji - but we have a pretty damn good idea of what actors like Tom Mercier, Cooper Koch, Ben Affleck, and Michael Fassbender are working with thanks to their unreal frontal nude scenes. Keep scrolling for the goods! Trust us - you won’t walk away disappointed. If you can walk at all.

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Ben Affleck

Hide your nanny, because Ben is packing a huge cock, which he briefly slips in his Gone Girl shower scene.

Michael Fassbender

This one isn’t new, but most likely will never get old. Michael’s thigh-slapper makes a grand appearance in his sex-filled drama Shame. 

Cooper Koch

The out and proud actor unforls his horse-hung cock in this Ryan Murphy series, and divulged to Andy Cohen that what we’re seeing is all him. No prosthetics needed, TYVM.

Jesse LaVercombe

One of the least discovered scenes on our list, this mild-mannered actor gives his all for this gritty scene. Jesse doesn’t just get rock hard, you can see his dick pulsing up and down with excitement! Someone get this man an Oscar, stat. 

Tom Mercier

Those in the know know that Tom is synonymous with hung cock. His first frontal nude scene is still his best - he gets fully fluffed for a shower in Synonyms. God bless this man.

Gaspard Ulliel

The late, great French actor has a gorgeous face, unclockable bod, and a jaw-dropping penis. Suddenly, we’re in the mood for a baguette. 

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Despite his A-list status, it’s the little-known indie A Million Little Pieces where Aaron flings around his cock in two crazy nude scenes. After all Aaron, sharin’ is carin’. 

Thaddeus Rahming

Here’s a fun one for you. Thaddeus Rahming only appeared in one movie or television show, and it just so happened to be while getting his monster cock super close to Owen Wilson’s face in the 2011 comedy Hall Pass. Wow!

Boomer Banks

Bonus round: Did you know that the legendary gay porn star lent his world-famous appendage to this comedic scene in Vince Vaughn's comedy Unfinished Business?