What’s Dangling Between Channing Tatum’s Legs in Roofman?

Channing Tatum nude has entered the chat once again, and we couldn’t be more thrilled. However, while his ass is on full display in his new nude scene in Roofman, careful observers clocked something dangling between his legs in a brief shot. Let’s explore, shall we?

This modern-day sex symbol loves showing off his muscular booty in his acting roles, but he waited until he was forty-five years old to deliver his best-ever nude scene. It goes down in his biopic Roofman, based on U.S. Army veteran Jeffrey Manchester, who stole from forty McDonald's locations by entering through the roof, before squatting in a Toys "R" Us. When it comes to Channing, we prefer that he enter through the rear. Anyways!

Ala Natalie Portman in Where the Heart Is, Manchester gets away with living in a big box store, until his relationship with an employee (played in the flick by Kirsten Dunst) jeopardizes his double life. So what about the nudity? An hour and ten minutes into Roofman, Tatum cleans up using the customer bathroom, soaping up his naked body while standing in front of the sink.

See the uncensored ball slip clip here

Unfortunately for him, and fortunately for us, Peter Dinklage catches Tatum at this inopportune moment, prompting Tatum to run through the store buck nude! This is by far the lengthiest, clearest look that we've gotten at Tatum's incredible ass, and while he thinks he’s strategically covering the front, there’s a junk slip in Roofman that the world needs to know about. Just, look...

This is a huge moment for Channing Tatum fans, for cinema, for roofs, and for junk the world over. Hey Roofman, are you shingle?