Reddit Selfie Dudes Showing Off

We have some sexy dick pic selfie dudes to enjoy today. I know some of you prefer the amateur stuff rather than some of the higher production twink porn out there. But before we get to that, I have a complaint to make.

This morning, for the first time in probably ten years, I went shopping for Christmas presents.

I guess, really, it was mostly an excuse to meet up with a friend I haven't seen for a few months, but I did also have a mission to pick up a few things.

Unfortunately, I didn't get any of the things I planned.

Why? Because I swear to God, every single shop I went into was playing fucking Mariah Carey!

Don't get me wrong, I like a diva. I remember her first album. I'm just gay enough to be able to appreciate her. But holy shit, does every single business have to have that damn song on a loop? lol

I feel sorry for the staff. I think it should be considered torture.

Okay, rant over. I came back empty-handed, but at least I got to spend an hour catching up with a friend. All is not lost, just a little more of my sanity.

So, here we have some Reddit selfie dudes from our community. You know I love to check out some of the guys over there, and I have a pretty good collection for you today. :)

They've all got something to offer, but let me know if you have a fave!

You can check out past Reddit posts here, too. There's a lot to enjoy.