25 Biggest Celebrity Cocks in Movies and TV
Which celebrities have the biggest penises? Mr. Man's definitive ranking of the most well-endowed actors in movies and television has answers. They scoured every scene to bring us the ones with maximum length and girth. You can't forget the girth. The list includes naked A-listers such as Ben Affleck, Michael Fassbender, Alexander Skarsgård, and Daniel Craig, along with rising stars who made an enormous impression early in their careers, including Cooper Koch and Barry Keoghan!
And don't forget those fearless indie actors who held nothing back in their breakthrough performances. Jesse LaVercombe's pulsating cock, this means you. Below are some highlights from the list.
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Matt Bomer
Matt Bomer’s impossibly handsome face has made him a favorite among online looksmaxxing devotees, but perhaps they have been focusing on the wrong asset. In Netflix’s 2020 remake of The Boys in the Band, Bomer confidently steps out of the shower in front of Jim Parsons with his impressive penis completely exposed. Bomer may already be known as a pioneering openly gay actor, but his next breakthrough could be even bigger: Penismaxxing.
Ben Affleck
The rare man capable of out-penising Michael Fassbender is Ben Affleck. David Fincher’s 2014 thriller Gone Girl features a quick shower sequence that offers a remarkably revealing look at the Oscar winner’s enormous penis. Despite the movie’s massive success, many viewers still have no idea that Affleck went full frontal in one of the biggest films of the decade. Our pants were gone, girl.
Cooper Koch
Cooper Koch revealed on Watch What Happens Live that his full-frontal prison shower scene in Netflix’s Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story did not involve a prosthetic. That confirmation probably did not shock anyone who had already watched Koch let his penis swing freely in the 2022 queer body-horror movie Swallowed. Across both projects, viewers have enjoyed multiple chances to see exactly what the openly gay actor is working with.
Patrick Schwarzenegger
Patrick Schwarzenegger delivered one of the earliest surprises of The White Lotus season three when his character, Saxon Ratliff, got completely naked in the hotel room he shares with his brother. The spoiled frat bro masturbates to porn in their shared bathroom, putting Schwarzenegger’s penis on full display for both his on-screen brother and the audience. The siblings’ relationship becomes even more... dynamic?.. as the season unfolds. We'll save that for another day.
Barry Keoghan
Barry Keoghan ends Saltburn by dancing totally naked through the movie’s sprawling English estate while Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s “Murder on the Dancefloor” plays. Now that is how you finish a film! The uninhibited full-frontal sequence quickly became the signature image from Emerald Fennell’s homoerotic thriller. Keoghan skips and struts through the rooms without wearing a single piece of clothing as Oliver celebrates becoming the new owner of Saltburn. The best part? Barry proudly upholds Ireland’s reputation for producing seriously hung men.
Alexander Skarsgård
The Swedish sexpot Alexander Skarsgård spent seven seasons transforming vampire Eric Northman into one of the sexiest supernatural characters on television. His most revealing True Blood scene comes when Eric suddenly catches fire while relaxing completely naked in the snow. The full-frontal shot does not last long, but it provides more than enough evidence to earn Skarsgård a spot among Hollywood’s most well-endowed celebrities.
Gaspard Ulliel
The late French actor Gaspard Ulliel is drop-dead gorgeous fully clothed, making his sculpted body and world-class package feel almost excessively generous. Ulliel delivered an unforgettable full-frontal strut while portraying designer Yves Saint Laurent in Saint Laurent. He went even further in To the Ends of the World, appearing nude during an outdoor shower and performing an explicit sex scene in which he's fully bricked. Gasp! Ard.
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